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The Signs Falling/Being in Love

psych-facts:

Aries: Appetite Loss - All you think about is him or her. Producing more dopamine, you feel little need for food or other basic necessities while floating through each day on a cloud of hope.

Taurus: Abandon Regular Routines - You may abandon your work or your…

The interview went so well!

fatasstohealthybitch:

The manager said that I am a top contender!

The position sounds incredible.

I’m super hoping I get it.

And then I go to my car and my keys are locked inside… for the second time this week. Are you freaking kidding me?

A High School Teacher's List of 100 Wisest Words

psych-facts:

1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home…

limecrime:

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thewhitekingsproxy:

A piece of practical advice

itsmecritter:

I’ve always wanted to see this story realized 

asiagettheyayo:

rofl someone made a gif of my vid…interesting

Anonymous asked - "you know you a broke ass stripper"

asiagettheyayo:

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